My English is pretty lousy :\
I'm 18. Perv.
slash, music, RYDEN, j-rock, k-pop, school,
SHERLOCK.
I want to tell him to stop breathing.
But we all know that won’t work out.
Can I just lay on his naked chest instead?
- Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
- Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
- Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
THIS MAN IS MADE OF RAINBOWS, SOFT SERVED ICE CREAM AND OPTIMISM I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP BALANCE OUT MY BLACK, COLD HEART AND SICK SENSE OF HUMOR.
Me telling Tom to stop being a life ruiner:
Me: Tom, you have to stop looking so attractive all the time. You’re a life ruiner.
Tom:
Me: Seriously, Tom. Stop.
Tom:
Me: …Oh my God. Tom, stop.
Tom:
Me: tawm shtap nao
Tom:
Me: omfg tawm shtap
Tom:
Me: shtap
Tom:
Me: …
Tom:
